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awkward goat

Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!
Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.
by Sanjumehta November 26, 2021
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goat brother

its ralsei
oh my god its ralsei oh my god help me goat brother i cant breathe
by someguyonwifi November 29, 2021
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Rafa The Goat

the greatest of all time youtuber. Call him a mailman because be never fails to deliver. His mindset is next level.
Person 1: Yooooo im so fucking bored at home. I dont have anything to do.

Person 2: Haha you need to watch Rafa The Goat. He’s just the best.

Person 3: Yoooo you watch Rafa The Goat too? Hes the better than Kendrix !
by realniggafrfr March 27, 2020
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Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything
Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.
by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020
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Moon Goat

A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female
She’s a jealous ass MOON GOAT
by Little Ms. Petty Mack February 17, 2020
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Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020
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Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.
You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.
by drypants August 27, 2022
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