fellating the ghost

Excessively praising a dead person.

"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."

by czehner March 17, 2015

Ghost Pussy

When you think your hand or fingers smell like pussy, when there is no possible way they could smell like pussy, perhaps leading one to believe that a ghost rubbed it's cooter on your hand.

Dude, my hands smell like tang but i haven't got none in a coon's age...

Ghost pussy man...it's the ghost pussy.

by Fentski January 4, 2007

Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

by Jhype April 29, 2014

Ghost Taint

The bothersome itch between the asshole and genetalia one cannot scratch away.

Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!

by Mr. Bu Grundy June 16, 2010

blanket ghost

When your in bed and you get a hard on, and you make the blankets stand up around your stuff. Looks like a ghost.bla

I was in bed with a naked girl and i popped up a blanket ghost.

by mrredline05 November 8, 2009

Fatty ghost

The act of blow a cloud of vapor from ones mouth, and then inhaling the previously exhaled smoke in a douchey manner.

Yo, Chad just ripped a fatty ghost, what an asshole right!

by Willie_P_13 June 5, 2019

Ghost eyes

A webcomic about a 15 year old bisexual kid who is possessed by a demon eater. Go read it now.

“What’s your favorite webcomic?”

“Ghost eyes by mr circus papa.”

by Nytheriizz January 27, 2023