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Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…
Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….
by Eric Spano May 10, 2023
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food bullet

The food that flies out of your mouth unexpectedly when you are speaking to someone. You're especially embarrassed if the food particle hits the person in the face or falls into their food. food boogie, crumbs, food, mouth full, gleek, spit, conversation, face to face
I was so embarrassed last night, I had just eaten several appetizers and started talking to this beautiful model. As I was about to make my move, a food bullet shot out of my mouth onto her cheek. I wanted to cry!
by joecoolthefool April 18, 2016
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food bidness

anthony's main motive for life, aint nun wrong wit it fr 💯
Bro doin food bidness like he anthony fr. Fat ass aint knoe shit but food fr 😂
by anthonyrumbaua December 28, 2022
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Food baby

We you eat so much you fell pregnant.
Thankgiving gave my whole family each a food baby.
by 💸HOLTSQUAD💸 May 29, 2016
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Fan food

Different from fast food because people call it fan food so they don’t sound fat. Used as a marketing scheme by Dairy Queen.
Friend: I could use some fast food. Let’s go to Dairy Queen
Annoying friend: that’s fan food though
by WickedWank1046 June 27, 2019
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Free Food

A restaurant chain that you guess it: SERVES FREE FOOD.
You: hey get McDonald’s

Mom: no but I got something!
You: burger king

Mom: no it’s Free Food
You: I want to die rn
by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 13, 2021
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food stampable

Because it has "nutrition facts" and not "supplemental facts" it is food stampable, so I'll use my food stamps to buy it.
by Tazsylfan December 20, 2022
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