by WTFuck July 14, 2015
Get the dutch holidaymug. by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023
Get the Dutch housemug. The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
by Stredball February 8, 2013
Get the Self Dutchingmug. by Anonymous_User01 April 12, 2017
Get the dutch exchangemug. by Blind Indie April 1, 2017
Get the Dutch slurpmug. Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!
by Kaibalover232 October 17, 2019
Get the Dutch Loadmug. A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016
Get the dutch divermug.