Dutch slurp

Sipping a beverage while someone rubs their genitals on the beverage holding arm

Quit giving me a Dutch slurp, I'm trying to drink my tea

by Blind Indie April 1, 2017

dutch exchange

a swapping of nude/ half naked picture

who wants to dutch exchange?

by Anonymous_User01 April 12, 2017

dutch astronaut

A software developer who is never gonna make it

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.

by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017

Von Dutching

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.

Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.

by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018

Dutch Knuckler

a promiscuous lesbian; she would stick her finger in any dyke

Bob is wasting his time buying drinks for that dutch knuckler

by nippli February 22, 2017

Double dutching

That moment when you are tipsy or shitfaced and you see everything in a x 2 definition.

That rum got me double dutching all the way to my house!!! There were 2 of every fucking thing!

by Kkboom March 8, 2017

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

by Captaincoook May 7, 2016