by Monsieur Lawton April 15, 2023
Get the ThE tWiStmug. Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.
by 2. March 5, 2016
Get the monkey twistmug. this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
Get the don't get your ham in a twistmug. by mafakka123 April 5, 2022
Get the twisted milkshakemug. When your girlfriend forces you to be seduced by her so you will tell her what her anniversary present is
That girl is so twisted for trying to make my Christian soul turned on with her seduction techniques. My present is a surprise worth waiting for.
by JustKiddingItsMeHillary April 15, 2019
Get the Twistedmug. Twisting in cum!
by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020
Get the Twistingmug. When two consenting adults preform a sex move we’re one partner lies on there stomach, crosses there legs and puts there arm behind there back (wrist over wrist). while the other partner goes down on them.
by Quandale Dingle dick suckers. May 1, 2022
Get the The Ukrainian twistmug.