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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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Control

Something none of you will ever get over me. Stop trying, stay the fuck out of my life and none of you have any say in how I live my life or what I do. You're b.s. that you're trying to help is just that, b.s. You know damn well you're only making things worse. I better have my shit and car back real soon today. Literally, the only thing any of you are doing is killing me.
You might control them, but never me.
by Stiletto 42 March 29, 2021
mugGet the Controlmug.
A saying expressing the boost of combollers(mechanics) from getting new controllers
by Cooldude283837 January 1, 2020
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Controlled Rager

A Rager party that is limited to the amount of people due to the person throwing down not wanting to have the rager get out of hand. However, it is still an awesome rager party
"Dude im glad we kept that a controlled rager because i still feel like shit from that night
by red123451 July 28, 2011
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Animal control

The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
mugGet the Animal controlmug.

control box

n., cun•troll_baucks An excuse for contractors to get inside an unsuspecting customers home to smell their belongings.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I smell- Er, I mean take a look at your control box?"
by Contractor_007 August 24, 2017
mugGet the control boxmug.
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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