Pittsburg Texas

A shitty little town full of chickens

Woah, what's that smell?

Must be Pittsburg Texas

by crazyjp January 22, 2009

texas tech

A minor Texas school that thinks its major located out in the BFE that is Lubbock. Surrounded by desert and cotton feilds Texas Tech is a an oasis for those that were denied admission to either the big orange school or Texas A&M University. May be a major source of STD's.

The anger tceh fans and students display is based on the lack of self esteem of being rejected by the two Major universities in Texas. If tcehsters had any brains they'd of gone to a major university rather than their second choice or some cases third choice.

Texas Tech, where delivering pizzas is a career not just a major.

by Barnie September 6, 2006

texas Rangers

baseball team in Arlington Texas... they hit a lot of home runs but rarely win games.

Nick: I wish the Texas Rangers would make it to the play-offs
Jamie: (clueless about baseball)Maybe next year?
Nick: I doubt it, they are only good at hitting balls... they cant play defense.

by Jamie-Alana December 25, 2005

Kingwood, Texas

Kingwood, the moderately wealthy suburb of Houston, is a largely anglo-saxon community with mostly christian residents. Within this community lies KHS, a formidable school that excells academically and athletically. Sadly, our varsity football team sucks. Anyway, the wealthier citzens live on golf-courses or in fenced communities. But by far, we hold a middle-class community. Rather monotone ethnically, we hold diverse social groups. These "groups" often pursue the same interests and music. Do not be persuaded to think we are all jocks clad in American Eagle and such. That would be a steriotypical assault on any 50,000+ population. And many Awesome Kick Ass Bands are listened to.

Kingwood, Texas. Kicks. Ass. Like. No. Other. Eat. It.

by Steriotypical Steriotypers Suck August 5, 2007

Texas Twister

The act of grabbing a penis and twisting as hard as you can. The equivalent of a titty twister on the penis.

I got really pissed off at him so I gave him a Texas Twister.

by awagg July 11, 2011

Texas Abortion

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.

George W. Bush is the result of a failed Texas abortion.

by hcirteidtt November 2, 2009

Keller Texas

A city and a school district that is so shit-stupid, that they spend money that they don't have. Also known as the "poor as hell" city of North Texas.

Mayor - So what should we spend our 2 million dollar budget on?

Superintendent - How about a 4 million dollar football stadium, and a 10% raise on my salary so that I can get payed more to sit on my ass for 365 days?

Mayor - Sounds like a wonderful way to benefit Keller Texas!

(Seriously, they did that...)

by mckeelie September 5, 2011