The horniest place on earth, not to be confused by early-morning-horny twitter, which is the second horniest place on earth.
"dude 3am twitter wildin out again fr bruh"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
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"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"
by 3amtwitterexpert January 29, 2019
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"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"
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"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"
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"Oof sis, several points were made, eye cannot-"
*insert a list of random emojis like the cowboy emoji, the water droplets emoji and the cool sunglasses emoji*
"can somebody tell *insert name* that using twitter speech isn't that cool sis, it ain't it chief"
by boatychan February 3, 2019
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Twitter is a mind trap that uses an algorithm to show you what the data profile made to fit your interests based off your internet activity
by A dank A$$ meme May 27, 2018
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Guy 1: Hey do you have any Twitter ammo I can use, I’m arguing with this dumb ass.
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by CockMonchy November 10, 2019
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You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.
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