war whales

A dogshit clan in a mobile game Clash of Clans who can't mod their way to victory.

War Whales could fell out of playoffs even after modding.

by officialrekt1 June 17, 2018

Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato

"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale."

by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017

Backhole whale

A very large/disgusting person who lovesick receive anal.

Omg do you see that girl over there? I heard she's a backhole whale.

by Sal88 January 20, 2015

Whale Hook

The act of forming a cup with your hand and sneaking up behind someone you hate and in one swift motion reach between their legs and grab their balls pulling them as hard as possible into the pelvis rendering them helpless.

It was a very bad day indeed when the vicious whale hooking accident left Mr. Foster unable to ever reproduce.

by the_taint_yodeler November 7, 2013

Whale Call

Whenever I hear "whale call," I think of "booty call." So a whale call is a booty call... for fat people. BOOM!

Juan: Yo man, had a whale call last night!
Pedro: Dude, didn't know you like fat chicks!
Juan: Well I'm fat, too. And I like my girls with some curves!

by SuperFreak15616351 June 29, 2013

Kingdom Of Whales

A group of people who are ridiculously obese. There are currently three members of this group and they are all ex's of the members of the Trio.

Prince Of Whales- Christopher.
Ambassador of Whales- Gregory.
King Of Whales- Bob.

The most recent of the Trio's ex's are in the Kingdom of Whales.

by Sincerly Jordan November 3, 2008

Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

by Billeffencosby November 11, 2019