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The Dallas Misfire 

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.
Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!

dirtbiken the dirtstar

Having a slut or pornstar on her stomach while pulling her arms backwards. At this point she sprays dung out her dirtstar like a rooster tail from a muddy dirtbike
Adam Stevens was dirtbiken the dirtstar on Jays mom, it made quite a mess.

Blow the dough boy 

To be used in place of 'dream on'. A metaphor for something unattainable.
Guy 1:'I'm gonna ask that hot chick at work out on a date!
Guy 2:'Might as well blow the dough boy while you're at it'

Before the door 

It is an acting exercise at Carnegie Mellon University (Pittsburgh) that drama students must complete in their first year.
Person A:I had my before the door today.
Person B: So... how did you do?
Person A: Totally nailed it!
Before the door by kaoz22 August 14, 2009

rippin' the duck

Rippin' the duck is often refered to playing lacrosse with your spoon or twig and snippin top cheddar along the crossbar.

Mike Gabel of the Chicago Machine is credited for the creation of this saying.
Bro, lets go rip duck.

or

Brody says, "I love rippin' the duck."
rippin' the duck by Brody Laximus January 3, 2011

riding the dumpster 

To be drunk off one's ass. Preferably unable to stand or walk without assistance.
The last night of Mardi Gras, I downed 4 jagerbomb's in a row. I was riding the dumpster for the rest of the night.