Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, but for those people who can't wait for the shit to freeze in the freezer. To commit the Arctic Speedfuck, a man shits directly into a vat of liquid nitrogen, which freezes it instantly (also removing the need to shit into a condom in the first place). Having frozen immediately, the man takes the shit dildo and inserts it into either the vagina or ass of a woman for pleasure purposes, or indeed himself (the Self Arctic Speedfuck).
Oh man, I was so bored in my lab today that I performed an Arctic Speedfuck on my Asian lab assistant Carly. She seemed to enjoy it so much that I took another dump and arctic speedfucked myself! What a self imbibe!
by MB2011 August 14, 2011
Get the Arctic Speedfuck mug.the process of punching a woman's bare breast quickly and repeatedly, just as rocky balboa would go at it with a punching bag.
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by Bubba_The_Retard November 5, 2006
Get the speed mug.You're hitting on the real knockout of a babe in a bar, and as always there this one person (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.
I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or not too cute chick with her (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.
by Not so Special K November 5, 2006
Get the Speed Bump mug.A strong high/low combination of a 2 serving or more energy drink (Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster, etc.) and prescription painkiller or other strong downer (most commonly Vicodin or comparable). Produces a very strong "Trip" or "High" that can last several hours until an equally strong crash or "Low" as the caffiene
by Heretic Bassist November 11, 2009
Get the Suburban Speedball mug.(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
by ihmsf October 25, 2009
Get the speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend mug.road bicycle. back in the day there didn't used to be mountain bicycles, road bicycles, fixies, 'bents no sir. There was just a bicycle. If you watch "Pee Wee Herman's Big Adventure" you'll see what is typical for a bicycle decades ago. Now there were some people who had a fancy bicycle that they raced with and we called it a "10 speed" bicycle because it had so many gears. These were road bicycles.
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