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Stupid Bitch Syndrome 

SBS is unfortunately becoming a rather large epidemic, across North America and possibly spreading to much of Europe. SBS is the inability to perform regular activities without, complaining, irritating other individuals, and having small to large emotional meltdowns over things that no one else even notices.

The most common activities that the SBS will come forward and present itself is, " trying to turn up with the squad", Being asked what you would like to eat with a boyfriend or girlfriend, even being asked questions in general.....

Unfortunately there isn't any specific method to treat SBS however, there has been some incidents with individuals miraculously stopping the behavior of SBS and this is generally due to " growing some balls" or " taking one for the team".
yo why is Aron acting like he's got Stupid bitch syndrome?
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Stupid Ugly 

A person who is very very ugly that you can't even use the word ugly alone.
Guy 1: Let me see the picture of her!

Guy 2: *Shows picture

guy 3: Damn she stupid ugly!!!!
Stupid Ugly by Seth Rowland February 11, 2017

Stupid Cunt 

Stupid Cunt by A.C. April 19, 2006

stupid son of a bitch 

A person who initially pisses u off because of their very presence and then pisses u off even more for their stupidity.
Annoying fuck: I fucked ur girlfriend last night.

Dude : U r one stupid son of a bitch...fuck you
stupid son of a bitch by anon5555 October 12, 2009

stupid indian fuck

Rajat bhargava would be considered a “Stupid Indian Fuck” so to speak
Him: wow look at that “Stupid Indian Fuck” he’s always asking for bobs and vagene pics on Line

stupid things people say 

People do say some shockingly stupid things in every day life.
here are just a few of them!
you ask, "How ya doing...?"
And then courteously they answer "High"...!

"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"

"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"

"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"

"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"

"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"

"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"

"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"

someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"

"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."

"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."

a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"

"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!

note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.