When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
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Stone- engage in a long string of insults that allows you to dominate your opponent aka OWN
Stone- engage in a long string of insults that allows you to dominate your opponent aka OWN
by Fanty September 28, 2009
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Guy 1: Dude I heard black stone valley has alot of stoners.
Guy 2: Man not as much as rednecks in the school.
Guy 2: Man not as much as rednecks in the school.
by hawasian August 13, 2012
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Janie got wasted, blew all the grocery money, pissed her pants and got thrown in custody but when she told me she was all roses, talk about romancing the stone.
by Telmea Story December 16, 2018
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Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.
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