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The Dance of the Spider

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.
My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!
by ktmax June 21, 2012
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Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.
Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.
by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022
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spoder

a spoder is a little curly shit
"i just left a mean spoder in the toilet come check it out man!"
"Aicha looks like a big spoder"
by Leslie Haupt September 1, 2004
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spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance
ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts
by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006
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Spider

Is the Keyboardist/Organ player for The Horrors.
Is known for his unusual bowl cut, but looks amazing on his chizeled face.
Wow your hair is so spider!

Wow look its spider!
by CharlieHorror April 16, 2008
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chewy black bum spider

a nugget of poo with pubes stuck in it that is discovered whilst going down on someone.
dave: dude i went down on this girl i met at the bar last night
gerald: good times?
dave: no way when i came up i realised i had something in my teeth..
gerald: what was it?
dave: a chewy black bum spider.
by munkybutt March 15, 2008
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Ace of Spades

The sexual act of whacking your circumcised penis against someone's forehead thus leaving a mark in the shape of the head of the penis that resembles a spade. It's gotta be a circumcised penis tho. Otherwise it don't look right, trust me.
Then I gave her the "Ace of Spades" and it hurt because I whacked her skull too hard.
by Ace April 6, 2003
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