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Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.
I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!
by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011
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Spanderson

The act of spinning one's penis in a helicopter motion in the presence of other people. An act most often performed by Canadians.
"Dude what's wrong?"
"When I woke up this morning my roommate spandersoned me."
by D-Elf November 10, 2012
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spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.
Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.
by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015
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Spaded

Being fucked up and lucky at the same time.
"Damn dude, I was spaded last night. Had too much Tequila, I found a blue hunnid!"
by Southernstylin November 23, 2016
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Saderious

An emotion often felt in sudden and random bursts of sadness about nothing. It's a mysterious emotion felt often in teenagers and adults. It's trigger is unknown, but can leave the person feeling down. When feeling saderious you may find more reasons to be sad which can lead to depression. Feeling saderious is controllable to a point and very difficult to contain.
As I was watching the movie a saderious feeling ran through me and then I just wanted to go home and cry.

My friend asked me what was wrong and I said I didn't know because I truly did not.
by angelic_wreck January 26, 2017
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shadery

The act of being shady
These two boys are participating in shadery when talking about someone behind their back
by Carolineofcoke March 21, 2017
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spades guru

A person who understands every aspect of the game of spades from bidding, bagging, nil and pretty much wins at will. Every player wants to be their partner and play like them.
Hey Darrin did you see the way Ernie played in that Spades tournament he has skills for days he's a Spades Guru .
by SpadeskingUSA May 21, 2017
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