Shoot the Shit

Discussions centered around useless shit, especially when the agenda is to do nothing, or keep yourself from doing something you should be doing.

shortened: "Shoot it."

"What are you guys up to?" "Shooting the shit."

"Hey are you interested in a little shit shooting?"

"Let's shoot it."

by Dylan Sauer April 7, 2005

Snootch

A coward who intentionally presents falsehood as fact, and is highly prone to unrelenting dogmatic zealotry when confronted with reality. Typically highly antisocial, to the point of being a sociopath. Snootches are nearly always impotent or otherwise sexually dysfunctional, and receive sexual gratification only by getting another person to admit that their numerous lies hold some degree of credibility.

Everything that cult leader says is a total lie! What a snootch!

by Slootch May 2, 2011

shoot the moose

A euphanism for masturbation.

Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.

by Stella October 17, 2004

Scoots

A way better word for anything good , such as cool or epic .

" Hey Kenny I didnt do it for the dwarves "
" Don't even trip Fernando its all scoots "

by young trap lord August 21, 2014

hands up don't shoot

The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.

Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white

by FriendOrFlake November 26, 2014

Pan Scooting

Pan Scooting is a leisurely sport, consisting of 'the two honoured houses' which comprise the house of crush and the house of crunch. 'Crush' is the term given to the professional, organised quadrant, while 'Crunch' is given to the street pan scooter, many of which identify themselves as Rad-Skeeters, Cho-Panners or Scoot-Wheeler X's.
Pan Scooting first emerged during the late 1860s at Dish Pan Gully at Chewton near Castlemaine, when an old chinaman scuttled a pan, scooting it down the gully. Henceforth, to skeet a pan was the sport of legend.

I went Pan Scooting last night but we got kunted.

by Mark T Walker September 30, 2007

ootle snoots

Ootle snoots is basically just pic mail specifically booty pics but titties are welcome too

Me: “can i get some ootle snoots?”
My girl: *Attachment 4 Images*

by Yomboo June 3, 2021