Meat Snake

A large penis that creeps into your room at night and proceeds to inject its holy cream into you, parts include: Mouth, Ear, Anus, Eyes, Nose, Open Wounds, Genital Area. Mainly Targets Women; An unidentified rapeist. Colors vary. Most are seen as black.

When I was a kid, The Meat Snake came into my room and raped me, I still cant get rid of the white stains.

by Dick Cheney 2012 January 27, 2012

snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.

I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?

by The see-ma-wae January 25, 2010

look at that snake

Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.

random dude: want to see my scab collection?

me: hey, look at that snake!

by HarryAscholl January 15, 2015

angry snake

When your penis slips out and breaks from ramming the taint.

I had to go to the hospital after my angry snake incident.

by skaczII December 22, 2013

anus snake

An anus snake is a hetero sexual man that likes generally a high number of fingers in his anus. Also could mean a hetero sexual male who is hiding homosexual tendencies by allowing women to penetrate his butthole. Generally anus snaking is accompanied by a strangely freaky women who is providing the fingers for the anus snaking... An anus snake can also be used as a term to define somebody whos just kind of faggy in general. Most anus snakers prefer 3 to 5 fingers in their warm anal caverns.

Tiffany applied her double jointed fore fingers with anal lube before anus snaking her subject who was in general an anus snake.

You anus snake you know I love you even if you swallow dicks on purpose and like being fingered andfondled.

by Trapparition September 8, 2015

Snake Eater

A penis so massive, it could completely fit another man's junk inside it.

John pulled out a full-on snake eater! I knew I couldn't compare to it, so I ran away.

by Good Username 01 May 16, 2018

Nice Snakes

A term that can respond to any comment ever made. Whether it be a joke, a lame remark, or any stupid stuff in general, Nice Snakes fits in anywhere. It has no meaning, but so much at the same time.

"Look at my new whip! "

"It's kinda nice! Nice Snakes"

by Theogcharlitos June 4, 2017