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Smash December

You have to smash for the whole month of December at least once
Me and my best friend smashed several times and smash December is a month in which you have sex the whole month
by Clout queen November 27, 2018
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smash-terbating

mastering so rough and profusely that your penis or vagina chafe and/or bleed due to friction.
Tom: dude I was masturbateing so much last night that it turned into smash-terbating.
by killfacejj July 3, 2011
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Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.
Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.
by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014
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Waluigi For Smash

Something that Nintendo will never do because they are lazy dick sucking faggots.
Everyone: Waluigi For Smash!!
Nintendo: n o
Everyone: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by datboi101lol March 3, 2021
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Cringle Smash

Gangbanging an underage girl on Christmas or New Years Eve.
Did you here about what happened to Sarah on Christmas Eve? She got totally Cringle Smashed!
by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017
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snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.
1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."
by Ilikechicken37 July 12, 2017
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Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.
by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016
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