Cringle Smash

Gangbanging an underage girl on Christmas or New Years Eve.

Did you here about what happened to Sarah on Christmas Eve? She got totally Cringle Smashed!

by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

smash or dash

Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.

Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!

by EliteWingman October 14, 2016

Shame Smash

When the need to seed overcomes your usual standards in woman. To the point where you would smash any woman despite mental stability or physical appearance.

Tristan: Hey Isaac so I hear you smashed last night
Isaac: I don't want to talk about it , it was a Shame Smash with Meredith
Tristan: That fat autistic bitch, damn bro you sad

by aceofspades8 December 12, 2017

Double Smash

When you get hammered/drunk/wasted/faded/blitzed and engage in frivelous activities with a fat chick resulting in climax for at least one of you.

You drunkenly walk out of a room, throw your hands in the air and yell "DOUBLE SMASH!"

by SlipperySerpent January 15, 2011

Waluigi For Smash

Something that Nintendo will never do because they are lazy dick sucking faggots.

Everyone: Waluigi For Smash!!
Nintendo: n o
Everyone: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by datboi101lol March 3, 2021

Gogurt Smash

after beating the brakes off a chick, one thrusts their fist into the stomach of the woman to force the exit of the salty, creamy beige deposit that was just left after intense intercourse.

Barbara Shagnasty lied to me about being on birth control, so I performed the gogurt smash on her ass.

When in doubt, gogurt smash that shit out.

by awesomesuperballs June 24, 2014

Smash December

You have to smash for the whole month of December at least once

Me and my best friend smashed several times and smash December is a month in which you have sex the whole month

by Clout queen November 27, 2018