Salted

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

satellite kid

A kid who has gone on to study in a foreign country by himself at an early age.

Andrew, a satellite kid, has been going through an identity crisis recently.

by El_Jeferino October 7, 2017

Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

satema

she's beautiful, smart, outstanding and doesn't take crap from others she can be really mean and bossy sometimes, but she's kind and friendly once you get to know her. she's shy first when you meet her she will blow ur min, she's funny and she's super beautiful and you will love her once u and her become friends

satema's are usually african or mixed

by fatema falema September 1, 2018

Seated-up

To be with child and therefore unable to hold any semblance of your former social life or personal identity. This runs the gamut of all active parents, whether they disappear because they are committed to their new role, or if they reluctantly and resentfully accept the role after receiving a positve paternity test in a state that's all but banned abortion.

"Yo Troy, let's scoop up DeMarcus so we can smoke this spliff and watch Endgame"

"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."

by SoilentRed September 25, 2019

Skate Zone

skate zone is where you go and give a blow job for $100

My friend went to a skate zone and received $100

by brandon rosado September 29, 2019