Shits pack

Gaining a six pack from pushing out a shit.

"I got a shits pack after eating that"

by Keg2133333 July 11, 2018

Shitsaw

When a saw type equipment doesn't work, it a shitsaw

Damn son thats a shitsaw

by Xxxtentacles nigga July 20, 2018

Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.

There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.

by Shits Spunk October 8, 2018

shitshow friday

A term for when the last day of the work week goes to hell right before everyone gets to go home.

10 minutes to 5 o'clock and the boss just asked people to stay late, looks like another shitshow Friday!

by fuah January 2, 2019

Shitscrolling

Scrolling through content on social media while pooping with the intent of making it easier to poop because you envision yourself pooping on the faces that appear in the cheerful selfies and/or art, etc.

A: Jessica's instagram is so pathetic I can go shitscrolling thru her selfies every time i take a crap.

B: meh, Jessica isn't all that special in being pathetic. I shitscroll through everybody's photos.

by suhogrozdje May 21, 2019

Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

He's a real shits on the wall moron.

by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019

shitsidituse

Is when u have to take a big shit and it's really nasty.... Kinda like diarrhea but bigger and more compact

I got shitsidituse!

by 1234567890 annoynamous September 8, 2019