by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017
Get the Don't shoot the messengermug. Can be used either in whole-word form or in the shortened acronym form when typing/texting (smitb). Synonym of "fml."
"I am swamped with work. Shoot me in the balls..."
Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"
Post-car wreck/bad situation: "Shoot me in the balls!"
by kissmyasthma20 February 21, 2011
Get the Shoot me in the ballsmug. When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.
After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.
by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009
Get the Corporate Shooting Rangemug. by your master January 13, 2005
Get the shoot a fairymug. When a male's sperm is infertile. Usually caused by excessive ball tapping, punching, and kicking of the testis.
by quest?onmyidentity September 22, 2007
Get the shooting dartsmug. When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft
by Meme "Trashalovania" Lord July 7, 2017
Get the minecraft school shootingmug. A person that lingers around a nieghborhood that you can rely on to do the dirty work that no one else will.
by Eh teh July 25, 2017
Get the poop shoot gahdootmug.