When you think you’re only going to fart and then feel like you’ve sharted but after running to the toilet, you were actually able to keep the disaster between your cheeks and not in your $35/pair underwear.
Dude, I’m so lucky. I thought I ruined these boxer briefs when I c’d my p’s but it was actually “shart failure.”
by Newsfguy1 March 29, 2025
Get the Shart Failuremug. When one farts and a flying brown lump is ejected into the sky, it then can land on anyone or anything in the vicinity.
by I love eating Shart June 27, 2023
Get the Shartmug. by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022
Get the Krista Shartedmug. bruh i'm about to shart
by ieatsharts November 27, 2024
Get the shartmug. The Shitting Shart is where you take someone's shit and you shit, you take the others shit and put it up your ass with a large dildo, same with the other person.
1:lets try out the shitting shart BB
2: yes.
1: *shits on bed*
2: *shits on bed*
1 *takes 2's shit up puts it on their ass and putting it in with a dildo*
2: *takes 1's shit and does the same*
2: yes.
1: *shits on bed*
2: *shits on bed*
1 *takes 2's shit up puts it on their ass and putting it in with a dildo*
2: *takes 1's shit and does the same*
by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021
Get the Shitting Shartmug. When you think it’s just a fart but it’s wet and seconds later you go from being an atheist to a Christian begging god to help you get to the bathroom before it drips down to your shoes
“I definitely just SHART.”
by Pretty-bOy-:) January 13, 2022
Get the Shartmug. When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse
Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy
by Electric Smurf December 19, 2024
Get the Angry Shartmug.