shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

by geekJoeB August 20, 2019

Eddy shark

Aggressive, sometimes buzzed, usually hammered creature in slow parts of rivers.

When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.

by PigNinja69 July 5, 2019

Surf the Shark

When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011

Blood Shark

It's the name of Jake Paul' Tesla Model X P100D. It's fast, and the reason he calls it the blood shark is that the wrap is gray (like a shark).

I just got my new blood shark.
My blood shark is so fast.

by Jake Paul's Tesla July 31, 2017

Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.

There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.

by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020

Basking Shark

yelling shark they yell very loud

wow basking shark's yell really loudly

by chav fucker February 2, 2017

BUS SHARK

A school bus driver that will drive his route effectively & efficiently so much so, that if he is early to his next stop, he will slowly "stalk" his prey, until he's on-time, "for his next kill!!!"

"Hurry up! (your student's name) ! You know how that "BUS SHARK" never misses his/her prey!"

by MajDamage71 November 14, 2019