Table Shark

A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.

I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!

by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 2, 2022

Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.

"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"

by Lyrre September 13, 2023

playing sharks

When someone decides to eat your food; so in return, you eat theirs.

Mutha fucka ate my sandwich! Guess we all playing sharks up in here!

by djspeck August 16, 2016

Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.

Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”

by Greanbeen January 18, 2020

Baby Shark

When you eat out a woman after she gets an abortion. Often an act of regret and lust. Quite a confusing time for all parties involved.

My baby momma just used a coat hanger up that shit, honestly so proud I'm bout to baby shark that pussy.

by BabysharkMat November 8, 2021

The Shark On The Left

The only reason 73% of us watched he super bowl half-time show.

"Did you see that guy on The Voice!?!? He totaly pulled a shark on the left moment!"
"He did pull the shark on the left! Like a boss too!

by Lol:) February 4, 2015

dinner shark

n. A person who dates, often via apps, with the primary purpose of being treated to a meal.

"I try to weed out the dinner sharks, so I usually just ask girls out for a coffee."

by shaniez August 20, 2017