seefood

When dining with another person or group of people, chewing food and opening your mouth wide to display it's contents.
Can be a contest between siblings while dining with the family.

My brother and I pissed mom off by playing seefood at the dinner table.

by Rick M July 22, 2006

seafoodtarian

a person who is like a vegetarian but will make exceptiosn to seafood and no land animals

Allie is a seafoodtarian because she loves her hummus and seafood spread, but will never eat meat.

by Wilson Chen March 13, 2008

Second mortgage

Another way of saying "too expensive" or "I cant afford it". More commonly used amongst friends who like to blow their money on random shit.

pompous friend - Guys, lets go to the Ballet after an entire day of go karting.

working class person - Im sorry dude, Im going to have to take out a second mortgage to go, so I will pass.

by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009

Secondary Overplay Syndrome

When an artist, sometimes one that ultimately sucks, is played so much that other artists aren't even discovered on the radio, and a lot of people never hear of them. Victims include:
12 Stones
Every Avenue
Atreyu
Pushmonkey
A Bullet for Pretty Boy
Arsonists Get All the Girls
Love and Theft
Civil Twilight
Red
Causes include:
Bad-
Justin Bieber
Taylor Swift
Lady Gaga
Good-
Three Days Grace
Linkin Park
Papa Roach

Radio-only listener: 12 Stones? Who are they?
Me: A kick ass band who apparently suffers from Secondary Overplay Syndrome.

by bbtdgfan123 December 21, 2010

Second Cumming of Jesus

When a Mexican cums twice.

I witnessed the second cumming of Jesus at the party last night.

by LeaderOfISIS September 15, 2014

4 second obligatory

When as a hot babe approaches you, she makes subtle eye contact, then looks away for approximately 4 seconds so you can check out her goods with neither of you feeling uncomfortable.

Guy1: Dude, how did she not bust the way you were oggling?
Guy2: It's cool, she gave me the 4 second obligatory

by Skipf32 September 8, 2007

30 seconds of hell

One half minute of rough sex, followed by a premature ejaculation.

That chick at the bar is pretty hot.
Yeah, I'd put her through 30 seconds of hell.

by Lothar Yo January 16, 2008