Screwicide

The act of screwing somebody until they die from it. Alternatively, the most enjoyable form of suicide if your goal is to screw until you die.

My husband has been gone on that business trip for so long that when he returns, I'm going to commit justifiable screwicide.

by DOTK February 10, 2009

screwball

a babbling or ranting fool

that ranting evangelist sure is a screwball

by Daniel April 2, 2005

birmingham screwdriver

A hammer. Usually used on delicate devices when a real screwdriver would be better. Refers to the habit of a Birmingham inhabitant (i.e. simpleton to take a rather simplitic view of maintenance. Similar to percussive maintenance.

If it don't work - hit it.
If it still don't work, use a bigger hammer.

Ay, Jimmeh, pass uz tha' Birmingham Screwdriver - oi can't geh this new graphics card in this bastard compu'er wivaht a slight modifahcation

whack There, snug as yo' mum

by Bigger Boy January 21, 2006

screwps

Legendary.
Complete Legend.

That Was Screwps, Man.

by OzzFace June 29, 2008

Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.

"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

laying screws

Also can be said to be laying the screws to somebody.
This is the act of screwing the everlasting piss out of another human being, usually untill one or both participants can't stand or remember the date, name, etc. Usually done when in missionary or doggystlye, and usually said to be done to a girl.
-Also see railed

Guy1: I was laying screws to that girl all night.
Guy2: Everybody laid the screws to that whore.

by Rabbit01 July 21, 2008

Screaming Cheetah

A sexual position where the woman is on all fours and getting drilled from behind. Just when she is reaching orgasm the male leans forward holds her neck or shoulder or back gently with his teeth and spends what energy he has left thrusting all out!

I was doing it doggy style with mary and when the time was right I gave her the screaming cheetah!

by At the Eagle December 26, 2008