by i rizzed my pants March 25, 2025
Get the spam molding mug.A cube of the sad parts of the pig. Because no one else wants them, hormel just tosses them into the meat grinder to put in cans.
Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.
It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”
Means “spiced ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a horse.
It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”
The homeless dude: “Please help me”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a lot of medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”
by MiloMiloMissileSilo June 13, 2023
Get the Spam mug.Receiving a large volume of unsolicited messages, from which one cannot unsubscribe without losing the few valuable messages. Simliar to a faustian bargain, but instead of your soul your inbox will get fucked.
I subscribed to my child's school news feed to get important announcements, but now I'm getting fuck spammed by all the messages about PTO meetings, mothersday stalls, tuck shop menus, dance recitals, assembly times and on and on...
by Migalius June 20, 2024
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Get the spam calling mug.by nocontextpluto July 31, 2024
Get the d spam mug.Phrase coined by local media in Renfrewshire to describe the as yet unsolved sex crimes against young men in the ‘Spam Valley’ area of Foxbar, Paisley. It is believed the spam ripper is responsible for the clandestine bumming of 19
Men, several of whom say he never called them afterwards.
Men, several of whom say he never called them afterwards.
Hey! Have you ever noticed that Hilly looks identical to the police artists image of the Spam ripper?
by Stegner April 11, 2025
Get the The Spam Ripper mug.April 28th is national post on your spam account day where you post something on your spam account/finsta.
It’s April 28th… you know what that means, it’s national post on your spam account day so you better make your post!
by throwRA42825 April 28, 2025
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