Shitty kitty

When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse

Chad: Dude, last night me and Katie did the shitty kitty
Chokama: Bro that's awesome!

by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022

Smithy

Genital abrasion caused by masturbation, resulting in a red, raw appearance, peeling skin and possibly bruising.

Specifically, a ‘Smithy’ injury is caused by the frequency, duration and pace of masturbation only, and not the result of the deployment of foreign objects.

I’ve jerked off so much I’ve given myself a Smithy

by Iyman R Sole February 22, 2022

Wrist-Slitty

Something so unbearable, cringey or annoying that you want to slit your wrists.

"Dude, that movie with David Spade and Lauren Lapkus was so wrist-slitty."

by AbhimanualOfKhadwality May 14, 2020

ulla britta smitta fritta

1. An ancient mythical swedish cat, holding the power of smitta fritta

2. The words used by the rapper eminem was afraid to diss

Buff viking: ulla britta smitta fritta

by Larvy257 July 7, 2020

shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

by shwillybilly January 3, 2008

hello shitty

it is anothere name for the japanese character hello kitty

have u ever heard of that gay japanese cat hello shitty!!!!!!!!!!!

by shithead jones May 8, 2003

shitty

people who take shits on the floor. People who do this are called "shitty". They are disgusting people who do disgusting things for a small amount of money. I boy i know did this...what a digusting, shitty mug!!!

"omfg "shitty" prick. I cant believe you took a shit on the floor"

by blondeamz91 December 28, 2005