smash or dash

Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.

Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!

by EliteWingman October 14, 2016

Cringle Smash

Gangbanging an underage girl on Christmas or New Years Eve.

Did you here about what happened to Sarah on Christmas Eve? She got totally Cringle Smashed!

by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

Foot Smash

To insert ones foot into a vagina with repetitive force

"hey Jim, how'd you break your foot"

"I foot smash this birds cunt, yo"

"niiiice"

by hms 286336 June 28, 2009

Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.

1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."

by Ilikechicken37 July 12, 2017

bloody smash

commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.

i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.

by tom cut May 11, 2008

Keyboard smashing

The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms

Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio

Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf

Person A: what..?

Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing

by Yeonjun is 6ft tall September 7, 2021