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The thin layer of fabric providing a gentle resting ground for any escaped product of the ane, and protecting a seemingly sexy girl who likes to go commando with a last defense from an otherwise very embarrassing situation.
Girl1: I cant believe you ate all that chili tonight before you came to the club!
Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!
Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!
Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!
Girl1: You are sooo funny!
Girl2: OMG I know! And when I got low with that really cute guy just now on the dance floor I totally sharted!
Girl1: Oh. My. God. Shuuut. Up!
Girl2: I know! Fortunately I was wearing my shart net. I'll just commando for the rest of the night...he'll never know!
Girl1: You are sooo funny!
by GR-44 September 22, 2015
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Get the Sarthak mug.People who constantly sulk around with their Phones's in their face 24/7 txting, tweeting, or facebooking their menial lives. Usually bumping into things or other drones or stepping/tripping off curbs without looking. When their battery dies, they put a look on their face like someone just killed their christmas puppy.
Did u hit the button to cross the street?
ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that
Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going
Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....
Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
ughhhhhhhh ummmmmmm yeaaaaaaaa that
Dude, rele, get the F off facebook and look out where ur going
Steps off curb and gets hit by bus.....
Laugh's....One less Smartphone Drone in the world.
by TONY70795492 July 26, 2011
Get the Smartphone Drone mug.One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.
Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!
Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.
Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.
Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.
Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.
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