On October 7 its National throw Simon day meaning anybody named Simon can be thrown into the atmosphere.
You: Hey Simon .
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!
Simon : What?
You: (Throws Simon into the atmosphere)
You: Happy National throw Simon day everyone!
by Daleym October 06, 2022
A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.
by Brenenegan May 08, 2018
by Schnapples.supremacy September 10, 2021
A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
by The master cock November 24, 2021
Simon is a boy with a big penis. Should you be a girl you absolutely need one, so that he fucks you once properly.
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
Simon Heibel
by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
Mr. Simon is everyone's favorite teacher he is an incredible chemistry teacher. He knows everything about atoms. He is kind to everyone and gives good grades to everyone too even though some are undeserved. Everyone likes him and he likes everyone. His humor isn't great but his calm personality makes up for it.
Mr. Simon is a great teacher
Everyone likes Mr. Simon
Mr. Simon means goodness and kindness
Mr Simon means to be a chemistry teacher and to know a lot about science specifically atoms
Everyone likes Mr. Simon
Mr. Simon means goodness and kindness
Mr Simon means to be a chemistry teacher and to know a lot about science specifically atoms
by Brixton_Bully October 21, 2022