Sexual miracle

When something sexual happens to a person / between people that can only be defined as an act of God.

Damn, I'm a horny, 33 year old, single Christian, I need a sexual miracle.

by JustifiedbyJesus December 18, 2020

Vehicular Sexuals

Sex in a vehicle of some sort.

Me and Taylor are going to partake in some vehicular sexuals in her car.

by Wes2101 June 28, 2016

Sexual Glaze

When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.

Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"

Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"

by jimcool126 September 18, 2012

leon sexual

You mainly date the opposite gender but are still kind of attracted to the sane gender. Also have some of the opposing genders qualities.

I'm Leon sexual.

by Imtrashhahaha February 11, 2017

sexually harambed

The act of being sexually harassed by a big hairy person.

"You just got sexually harambed!"

by Bisexual.llama March 10, 2017

Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts on a female, without it being weird. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" us typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.

Paul: "Wait your girlfriend is only 16 years old?"

Mike: "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

by XP_hound101 March 27, 2012

Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.

"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."

by SVP October 8, 2013