Reverse Marine

Someone who arrives to an event last, and leaves first. Unlike the reputation of the Marines (First to show up, and last leave), Reverse Marines avoid unsavory events by coming late, and leaving early. Particularly applicable to:

-Class
-Meetings
-Parties
-Sexual Encounters

Jeff: Hey man, did you even show up for class this morning?
RM: Yeah, I slept in but was too hungover to make it 'til 10. Decided to pull a Reverse Marine.

Ali: So did Chris ever show up last night?
Jen: He rolled in 2 hours after when he said he'd show up. He came after I went down on him, and then took off while I was in the bathroom!
Ali: I TOLD you he was a reverse marine!

by Jack Banalae September 3, 2010

Reverse postman

The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.

She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.

by Kreamyranch February 3, 2023

reverse twerk

when a girl with no ass twerks her titties instead.

i aint got no ass so i will reverse twerk for you!

by xconsniper September 23, 2016

Reverse Vampire

When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.

Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?

Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.

👍

by VampTrampStamp March 23, 2022

reverse hulk

Someone who you like better when they're angry.

Actually... I think I like you better when you're angry. You're a reverse hulk!

by CandleMonkey April 9, 2011

Reverse Charmander

When your hands are full at night, so you carry a candle between your legs, near you crotch.

Oh your hands are full? Try doing the reverse Charmander!

by Nyrulisms May 25, 2021

Reverse paleontologist

Another term for eating ass.

"Dude, I just tried reverse paleontologist with my girlfriend."

by WabbitGirl134 February 20, 2019