rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

Chub-Rub

A common british term for when your things rub together frequently and cause sores and a very bad rash, and in bad cases cause bleeding. (This usually happens to people with big/thick thighs hence the name 'Chub' most commonly occurs at the beach with sand or if there are tears in their pants where the things meet)

Damnit i got some serious Chub-Rub
*sees red thighs* Jesus thats some bad Chub-Rub!

by goth_boy975 April 13, 2022

Tickle Rub

Vallejo slang for a fat sob to get his dick rub then get a steeler tournament in you beneath sand nigger

Tickle rub.....what’s up nigga

by Tasthlai August 6, 2021

rub rag

Rag used to clean up after masturbation

My mom just cleaned my room I hope she didn't find my stash of rub rags

by cloud wizard August 23, 2016

Rub

A con or game.

Damn, that rub on us got us broke.

by Mr-Roberto August 13, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Dry Rub

Masturbation by a male who has run out of hand lotion or lube.

Dude, I was completely out of hand lotion so I had to just do a dry rub last night!

by BiggTasty September 4, 2021