i'm literally shaking right now

An infamous phrase used by your average Tumblr SJW/Feminazi to indicate a person's massive sensitivity and inability to accept reality, which is used as a pathological persuasion method and the additional 'Appeal to emotion' fallacy. It attempts to shame the audience to the point of opposing anything that person is offended by.

Tumblr poster : "This one time, I went to a restaurant, and I was feeling more gender fluid that day so I dressed up in my favorite scarlet dress and went out to eat by myself. As I'm near the entrance, I see a visibly Caucasian (blonde hair, blue eyes, and approximately 6'2) man wearing a MAGA hat approach me and, I shit you not, yell "Fucking f*ggot!" and he punches me in the face. The other males in the restaurant, all visibly Caucasian (blonde hair and blue eyes), cis older males clapped. I just wanted to go out in the real world and have a good time and be myself and this is what I get. I was about to call the police but I'm just so fucking terrified right now. I'm at home right now thinking about ending it all and I'm literally shaking right now"

by SalazarKekistani July 25, 2017

Rigamortis

What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.

Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis

by scorpio dog July 25, 2009

bill of rights

Toilet paper for the White House.

Bush wipes his ass regularly with the Bill of Rights.

by yup September 7, 2003

right?

A question used to agree with someone

Jimmy: "How come all of these children are in my car?"
Dan: "Right?"

by Zack Downes May 6, 2009

rigers

An amazing boy who can get really crazy somtimes.

Can be a bit of a bully sometimes and any woman is lucky to have him.

Everybody loves a person whos a rigers.

a person whos a rigers could be stubborn at times.

jeff: man i wish i was a rigers

steve: yes we know,you have been complaining about it for the past 20 minutes.

by masonR. December 29, 2010

get my money right

To get one's affairs in order.

Wait 'til I get my money right. -Kanye West

by JJRR August 3, 2007

Bill of Rights

The first 10 amendments to the Constitution of the United States of America. Tells the government what kinds of laws they can and can't pass. Includes freedom of speech and freedom of religion, which it specifically says Congress can not deny any American citizen.
President George W. Bush's worst nightmare.

Congress shall pass no law limiting the freedom of speech.

by anonymous March 28, 2004