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Pussy on the chainwax

Originally cited in the eponymous Key and Peele sketch, it means "to handle with efficiency and skill more than equal to a given challenge creating a much improved situation esp. while causing discomfort and humiliation to individuals obstructing such improvements".

The likely etymology being that waxing a pussy (singular) would merely require wax (and patience). If one were to create a device capable of waxing pussies (multiple) in chained succession, then surely to use such a device on a single pussy would create several effects: 1. the pussy in question would be quickly, effectively and likely painfully waxed (thus improving the situation vis-a-vis 70s bush) 2. Those who might have obstructed such an endeavor would be soundly defeated and publicly humiliated
A:"You take care of that shit?"
B:"Yo, I put that pussy on the chainwax, son!

C:"Motherf@ckers keep trippin' up in this bitch, and I'ma have to put that pussy on the chainwax!"
by The Iron Pimp December 20, 2013
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Pussy Plastered

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.
"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"
by camitee May 31, 2011
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pussy footin

Procrasinating or taking your time doing something you were suppose to be rushing to do.
mookie if you dont stop pussy footin around and bring yo ass on !
by 2R3AL4Y@L March 9, 2015
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Pushing Mongo

Funny way to skate. You’re not a dumbass, you just like it more. So what you have to shuffle your feet a bit you fucking idiot, but it’s all good. When you are cruising, mongo isn’t bad. Doing tricks though? Try to switch it up and not be special...
“You’re pushing mongo? What the fuck?” said Kyle.

Yeah bitch, I can do both, if I want to, pussy!” said Lucas.
by jaquadan February 18, 2021
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Sour Pussy Shocker

Alcoholic drink consisting of 1 shot of Tequila, 1/2 shot of Everclear, and 12 oz of Limeade. Ingredients are mixed and then chilled for 2 hours until drink has a slushy consistancy. Salt is then added on top to taste. Often enjoyed as a great pre-game drink. Originated out of Lock Haven, PA.
"Yo dude how is that Sour Pussy Shocker?"

"Way too salty bro."
by qpqpqpqqqpqpqp April 13, 2009
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show pussy

A woman who accompanies a single man to social events, or is married or otherwise partnered with a man for the sole purpose of giving the impression that said man is straight.
"Everybody knows Jimbo packs fudge in the brown bay, so why he come up in here with dat show pussy?"
by FishOnTuesday November 25, 2013
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Ming Dynasty Pussy

Something that makes people act unwise.
Ming Dynasty Pussy got me actin unwise
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022
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