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Pulling an Ortiz

Pulling an Ortiz is the act of skipping either a break or lunch in favor of getting more work done. This phrase is only used if you are sure not to request overtime or any compensation for this extra work time, you do it out of the kindness of your heart, or rather the sense of accomplishment you get out of having done more for the company and customers.

The ultimate "Pulling an Ortiz" is when you come in to work on your day off just to check on your coworkers.
Let's just head out to lunch, Brian is going to be pulling an Ortiz.
by Pfizer September 26, 2005
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Pulling a Willow

Getting shit faced at a bowling alley because of you are:

1). A tool
2). Need an excuse for why you suck at bowling
3). An Alcoholic
4). An underage idiot who is begging to get caught because you are throwing the ball from their seats and shouting at families next to you
Example 1:
Person 1: Did you really just chug that entire bottle? We are at a bowling not a fucking frat party, Jesus

Person 2: Shut Up, I can handle this, I'm fine, I got his, don't worry

20 minutes later

Person 1: Get off the god damn floor and sit down, we are bowling. And Stop shouting at those kids over there, they are like 14.

Person 2: Hahahahahhaha, what are you talking about, Im fine, hahahaha, I kinda wanna dance now. Lets run in the parking lot!!!!

Next Day

Person 1: Hey, how you feeling?

Person 2: Ughhh, I feel like shit, I had to work this morning, it sucked ass.

Person 1: Well thats what you get for Pulling a Willow
by Beavis1029 September 26, 2010
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Pulling an Adam

"Pulling and Adam" is when a person gets triggered when someone speaks poorly of or to their significant other.
"Stupid bitch."
"YO JOEY, DEADASS STFU ALREADY LIKE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! YOU THINK SHE LIKES BEING CALLED A STUPID BITCH?"
"Is this guy really pulling an adam?"
by maxmisimo July 1, 2019
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Pull a Noah

When when of your friends is pretending to be asleep, you say "Hey, you wanna have sex with me?" to anyone next to you, male or female.
Dylan: *pretending to be asleep*
Person: Hey, wanna pull a Noah?
Dylan: *GETS UP* THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT.
by aaaaclls March 27, 2009
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pulled chute

The act of removing yourself from an awkward or undesirable social situation just like one would deploy a parachute to stop a freefall.
I needed my wingman to hop on the grenade. He did but after 10 minutes could no longer stand it so he pulled chute and got out of there.
by Patcho December 9, 2008
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Pulling A Wendy

When a female is engaged in the act of dry humping with a male.
"Eww, was she pulling a wendy with him last night too?"

"Apparently more than a wendy."

(See More Than A Wendy)
by Drydenite November 30, 2007
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Pulling a Jussie

When your first act of attention whoring didn't work, so you have to pull a much bigger act for attention.
Damn, Janice is pulling a Jussie. No one commented on her selfie with her new hair cut so she posted a photo of her half naked!
by 2797CV February 19, 2019
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