Painball

A game of pool (sort of) where two gladiators pick a side to defend (the two holes at opposing ends of the table) while holding either the cueball or 8ball with one hand and try to knock the rest of the balls into the opponent's holes using the controlling ball (or your knuckles if you're lucky enough to get them smashed between your ball and another). In other words: airhocky, but everything is replaced with poolballs. There is no changing hands and the first person to let go of their ball (even for a second) or score the least balls on the enemy loses.

I can't finish my thesis today because my fingers are fucked from last night's Painball.

by Póg Ma Thoin January 2, 2009

painient

an individual or person qualified as a patient under supervisional care that experineces pain perceptions.

a man that is undergoing a tooth plumb at a dentist's office could be regarded as a painient if and only if he is under no pain killers/ anesthetics.

by rogman2018 April 6, 2009

paingobyebye juice

More comonly known as heavens nectar, paingobyebye juice is any sort of strong alcohol you dirty little kids can get your hands on. To men the paingobyebye juice can be known as sex aider, making the girl horney and sexualy attracted to you, no matter how damb ugly you are. Paingobyebye juice can be anything from tequila to hard core jello shots. Hellz ya!
p.s. paingobyebye can work either way you would like it to. Pronounced...
(pain-go-bye-bye- juice)

1.Whenever little Daron is getting upset he takes a little paingobyebye juice from his dad to calm his nerves.
2.When Joey is looking for a cheap bj from the happygolucky girl next to him he locks in the deal with a little paingobyebye juice.

by xZULU LIV3Sx April 27, 2009

T Paining

To auto-tune in badass way. To T Pain. To T Pain it up. Only to be used when the auto-tuning doesn't suck.

He was really T Paining last night.

Yea, he T Pained it up, not like that other jerk.

by caliphia May 4, 2011

Mommy Pains

When a woman has the desire to have children. This desire is often irrational, rash and experienced when a female sees children in a family setting. These emotions are often accompanied with butterflies in the stomach, increased libido and chick flicks.

"Yeah, my girlfriend saw her niece today and had the mommy pains again. I told her we'll have to wait 'til she gets off unemployment before we talk about kids again."

by motivator0811 August 19, 2011

a million pains

She’s a million pains. (not as in singular)

She’s not just a pain in my ass, as in singular. She’s a million pains.

by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

Painis

what u say when ur dick is in a shitload of pain. (i.e. getting kicked in the balls)
gf:your such an asshole! *kicks dude in nuts*
bf: *groaning and falling to the ground* painis!

gf:your such an asshole! *kicks dude in nuts*
bf: *groaning and falling to the ground* painis!

by trevsexx February 20, 2011