An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
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The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.
The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass
The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass
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When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.
Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.
Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
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