porn damaged

A man or woman who has watched so much porn that they think women will actually do everything they have seen without being paid lots of money (or crack) and enjoy it.

I tried to plow the missis in the butt last night but she didn't like it ... Don:t know why.

Dude your porn damaged

by Rancidelephant January 24, 2008

reflecto-porn

When people advertise things on Ebay and display their nude bodies reflected on the items for sale

that's some good reflecto-porn there!

by theswirly November 17, 2003

porn uploads

the lazy way to acquire HD porn

software solution to automatically amass porn

She pirates HD interactive porn discs getting new porn uploads every night

porn uploads to tube sites destroy quality, but porn uploads to private sites rock

by rhinoracemic November 12, 2010

kitchen porn

Home decorating magazines.

The home decorating magazine was nothing but kitchen porn. The pictures were airbrushed and enlarged because no one's house could look like that.

by Eva Marie October 30, 2007

cat porn

Zach Lauer

Zach Lauer watches cat porn daily.

by titties_kick_dicks December 31, 2013

Kitty Porn

To all you boneheads, not the same as "kiddie porn".

Kiddie porn is what Peewee Herman might have been busted for, not kitty porn.

by Ass fucking your momma January 12, 2007

porn name

Your middle name + the name of the street you grew up on

My middle name is Christopher and I grew up on Glendale Avenue. Therefore, my porn name is "Christopher Glendale".

by Coffeeshopgoth September 13, 2005