poop sled

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.

Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.

by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021

Prime the poop

To eat something small, and typically dense an hour or two before you leave to go on a trip to that you will poop before you head out.

This car ride is going to be long so I'm gonna to eat this egg biscuit to prime the poop. I don't want to have to use the truck stop to shit.

by GingerWiki May 22, 2021

poop sack

A bag of poop that Joe believed everyone wore.

Joe: Ok strip right down to the poop sack
Peter and James Woods are silent
Joe:What you dont wear a poop sack?
Joe:DAMNIT BONNIE YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE POOP SACK!

by gnet47 February 18, 2008

Poop Group

A group of friends that meet at a certain time and bathroom in order to converse while pooping in different stalls

I met my friend mike at the stalls and we had an amazing conversation while dropping a load during our poop group.

by Dave Gooset December 24, 2007

poop particles

A fart gone solid

Me: "There are poop particles on your toothbrush pete"
Pete: "What the hell?"
Me: "I had one go solid"

by draftygirl May 27, 2014

chicken poop

A lovely stick of chap. 100% pure free range chicken poop lip junk!! Contains soybean oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, and sweet orange essential oil.

The safety of this product has not been determined.

Ariel: Why, Lisa! You smell so nice!

Lisa: Thank you, Ariel! I put Chicken Poop on my lips!

by Lisa and Ariel October 13, 2006

Poop olympics

games to play that make pooping more fun, like the high jump which is the act of jumping as high as you can above the toilet right before the poop comes all the way out; the bigger the splash the more points.

Jim: I just had the best session of poop olympics
George: nice i had a good hurtles session the other day
Jim: nice nice

by sparrow goodfellow November 8, 2009