Penisable

adjective
1 the ability to be penised, to be inflicted by penising: dicked, wanged, cocked.

Justin, as a gay man, is penisable.

by Mexico 66 October 21, 2010

penis muncher

a male or female that likes to have penis in their mouth very often

"at least I'm not a penis muncher!"

by curryapple November 19, 2011

Penis hood

An uncircumcised penis

Did you hear nick has a penis hood?!!

by Gl1zzy g0bblAh July 31, 2020

happy penis

Playful slang for an erection or boner. The opposite of sad penis.

My girlfriend unzipped my pants and my cock sprang out to greet her. She smiled up at me. "Happy penis?" she said.

"Happy penis." I replied.

by Comet of Shadow July 17, 2013

Fumer un penis

The action to suck a cock.

VisiteurNeutre enjoys, once in a while, fumer un penis.

by JohnnyGraine February 16, 2009

jesus le penis

An exclamation used when you have nothing better to say.

Jesus le penis, my pencil just broke

by bootycallme May 4, 2010

Deep down in my penis

1. primal, carnal urges that oppose one's reasoned judgements.
2. similar to "deep down in my heart" but more crude, and doesn't reference one's feelings of love, affection, or idealism.
3. one's wants that appeal to using things and services for pure, selfish, pleasure, regardless of consequences. (ex. sex, drugs, alcohol, fighting)

Bro: She was so gone last night, and was saying weird, fucked up shit. I couldn't bang her.
Homie: Hey man I totally understand, and I think you did the right thing.
Bro: But dude....like deep down in my penis....I totally wanted to be all up in that =D!!!

Guy: My boss has been up my ass all week and now he wants me to come in on Saturday.
Dude: Wow, that sucks. You shoulda told him to go fuck himself.
Guy: And lose my job? Fuck outta here! But seriously dude, deep down in my penis, I want to smash his stupid "#1 Dad" coffee mug in his fuckin face....but I'm a pussy =(.

by [DZ] July 25, 2013