Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

by Jonathan Merkel March 28, 2005

pant farmer

A person that grows and reaps underwear.

You're a pant farmer thats what you are.

by Ben from ramsgate May 15, 2006

Pant call

An awkward call to a one night stand to ask for your pants back.

I had to make a pant call to that slut Julia.

by Sean Doyle January 13, 2008

Paint the tip

It is when having anal sex and you leave feces on the dick, or the "tip"

Guy 1: Dude, I was so deep and then my dick slipped out and he painted the tip.

Guy 2: Man, I hate when they paint the tip!

by brtndude89 November 2, 2009

paint dat ho

When a male reaches orgasm he directs the flow of his semen all over the female's body, typically using vertical paintbrush motions. Ejaculation may be directed at the females face.

Lil' Rapper: I said bitch, drop it real low
Ugh, watch me paint dat ho
Young Rapper: Hit her wit dat whitewash
dat whitewash

by rkt5 May 23, 2010

pantankerous

describing the showing of negative emotions; or, the ways an angry and irritable person behaves, often mixed with other, similar emotions, hence the Greek prefix "pan-" for "comprising or embracing."

Man, Amanda is so pantankerous. She is just not happy with anything.

by al z December 9, 2010

Pantaloons

Pants or trousers that look like what pirates wore with boots or something

My mom wore pantaloons for Halloween ,she won the the scariest costume contest.

by Zeetee January 14, 2019