Phone guyussy

A word used to describe the red plump man hole of phone guy, aka the character with a phone for a head that appears in the hit game, five nights at freddys, who the audience chose to woo over and make pregnant art of.

Person 1:bro GLAMROCK FREDDY IS SO HOT. I NEED HIS GLAMROCK IN ME
person 2:FR BRO, phone guy and his phone guyussy tho

by anonymoushotass January 18, 2022

Phonenapped

When you phone gets kidnapped

My phone got phonenapped by my parents.

by Blizzard7645 February 15, 2022

Phone bitch

The person that you call while settling in for a significant drive who is always ready to chat on the phone with you until you get to your intended destination.

I had a commute from hell yesterday, it sucked balls, thank goodness I had Sally for a phone bitch to pass the time.

by Redneonstarball June 10, 2022

Phonegingi

a skrunkly little creeetur, once it(he?) puts effort into doing something- everyones problems get fixed???(?) Phonegingi can be found in Directdoggos game, DialTown.

Mayor Mingus: that Phonegingi stole my rug!
Norm: im sure thats just part of his nature or something.
Oliver: I heard hes got gills!

by Krab the piss master August 15, 2022

Phone gap

The larger than normal space left between cars in traffic by drivers using their smart phones.

The line at the drive thru was wrapped around the building because of all the phone gaps.

by Aeroscout February 11, 2023

phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning

He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

Tuvan Phone Call

A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.

From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.

I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.

by Al Benedict April 17, 2010