battered pony

The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.

Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "

by george + fred August 29, 2007

ride the white pony

To use heroine

Do you ride the white pony?

by Reaper 64 January 29, 2017

Ass Pony

Much like being a smart ass, but in a more light-hearted manner; the action of stating the obvious for the (laughter) benefit of everyone except the person the statement is being addressed to.

Wife: "Why won't the car start?"
Husband: "I don't know. Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Wife: "Yes... ass pony."

by thriwn_rod September 30, 2010

Putin's Pony

Another name for a Moscow Mule; a cocktail made with Ginger Beer, Vodka, and fresh lime juice.

Yo, Bartender- Vladamir! Three more Putin's Ponies for Ivanka, Svetlana, and I. No, make that four; Ivana needs a Putin's Pony, too!

by Yoyoyammam111 March 28, 2017

Pine Pony

when you feeling salty, or stupid,

"Awl man i just lost this game in spades", You on that Pine Pony.

by Taylor November 24, 2003

Gat Pony

A pony shaped like a gat with two or more wheels that fires ammunition

Wow....look at that gat pony

by Gatponyluver January 31, 2010

sparkle pony princess

another name for christine.

sparkle pony princess is a synonym for the definition of christine in urban dictionary.

by dobbin louis February 5, 2010