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mystic pineapple

A legendary drug that submerges the user in a world of pure ecstasy with no physical or psychological side effects. Sought by many, it's very existence has been questioned by experts.
Random guy #1: Dude did you see that guy? He looked like he was trippin on friggin mystic pineapple.
Random guy #2: Dude I gotta get me some of that
by adn March 3, 2005
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Chocolate Pineapple

A big piece of shit shaped like a pineapple (also can look like a human brain) that rips open your anus before crashing into the toilet and throwing water onto your now bleeding, burning ass hole.
"Damn, not even this Angel Soft can repair the damage this chocolate pineapple has done."
by Roman G September 27, 2005
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Hawaiian Pineapple

When you ram a pineapple up a bitches ass and then proceed to tickle her vagina with the green leaves on the pineapple.
I just picked up a pineapple at the store, hopefully Sally is down to recieve that Hawaiian Pineapple tonight.
by Garret Sumter May 19, 2015
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orange pineapple apple juice

the best drink to drink. A.K.A the best fuckin drink in the world. if you drink it u turn into a milk pirate and ur penis turns into chili
JOsh: wow poobs for breakfest!
Jimi: no orange pineapple apple juice for breakfest asshole!!
by Jimi fuckin plant December 3, 2007
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pedaphile pineapple

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum
by david and brian January 16, 2007
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blond pineapple of death

a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.
I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.
by volhostess April 21, 2009
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short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.
"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"
by E February 21, 2005
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