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penilety

A disciplinary action levied against an individual who has committed an offense relating to a male human's love-pipe, such as his having either urinated in an inappropriate locale, engaged in public indecency, or fathered one or more children out of wedlock.
Da term "penilety" can also refer to a rule-breaker's being sentenced to have to walk around with his hoo-haw hanging out for a certain period of time, or to perform a certain action while in such a state of partial undress. In football, for example, a "penilety kick" means dat you hafta drop yer drawers and then bunt da pigskin across da field.
by QuacksO December 20, 2022
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Pendiljo

An Insult, basically calling or describing someone as an incompetent dick and a stupid ass hole at the same time.
Wow "Dixon" you are a fucking pendiljo! Thanks for eating all the kolaches! Only a roofer!
by Rusty Mel June 15, 2023
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Penile Erectology

The study of making penises hard/erect. Mainly taught online.
My teacher gave me a Penile Erectology lesson in the locker room!
by Pickled_Penids420 August 23, 2023
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irish penicillin

Honey, Lemon, Whiskey, Boiling Water.

Seriously do yourself a favour next time you're sick, get it down ya.
My strep throat has cleared right up since I got about 7 glasses of Irish Penicillin down me.
by Hoctor November 19, 2016
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Black pensil

It is a widely spread word used mainly in Roblox to avoid tags from appearing it means "Black penis" It is also often paired with "Coems" which means cums
by sercuzadoodster July 6, 2023
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Clean-Aisle-Penile

The code phrase for janitors to clean up what's left of a gang-bang that took place in a store's bathroom. Too horrendous for even Dirty Jobs to feature on their show, make sure to evacuate the store immediately if this god-forsaken phrase is blasted over the store intercom.
"Attention all employees, we have a code Clean-Aisle-Penile located in the head."
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole March 12, 2020
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pencildick

A penis of no more than 6-7 inches in lenght that is extremely thin.
lolomgomgomgrafflemoo you missed me pencildick!
by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004
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