Top Head

When One Does or says something wrong, when it's obvious they are wrong.

Drake:"Give me My Paper back you dumbass"

Joshua:"Top Head on that, that's not even your paper, it's mine.

by BigDurtii January 15, 2011

the top house

Slang for the top pub in a village.

"Alrite lads, u cumin up the top house"
"Imagine if you took those up the top house!"

by Luke Gisborne April 2, 2005

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

top bollox

Slang term for women's breasts.

Capital top bollox madam!!

by Zachary Alan September 8, 2005

apple top

A small glass container filled most often with coke, however it can contain other drugs such as K (ketamine). Apple Tops of coke cost 10 bucks, a dime. The name apple top comes from the small circular black cap on the small glass bottle that has an apple print on it. Possibly the trade mark of the comapany that produces these small glass bottles.

"We stay slangin apple tops up in the Bricks, 10 for 70 boi. Shits raw."

by B weezer May 28, 2006

Stove Top

Slang for something that is hot, as in : Top of a stove hot.
Anything that is too hot to handle, can be called a 'Stove Top'

Tracy Morgan has the word Stove Top tattooed on his penis.

by Travesty8me June 30, 2009

Shout to the top

Taken from the song "Shout to the Top" by The Style Council, to shout to the top is a slang term meaning to proclaim something life-shattering and prophetic as loudly as you can, or to quickly but effectively blurt out a solid argument.

"Shout to the top, man!"

"Johnny decided to shout to the top in his debate class this time instead of just standing there."

by LittleDustyBrownMouse October 29, 2018