Alabama dry rub

When you give a relative a hug and you press your penis into them without them knowing

Dude your aunt pretty hot .
Yea every year I give her an Alabama dry rub

by Rickbrick March 21, 2023

Rubbing On The Rainbow

Another term for a bi-sexual or someone who is not sure if they are gay or homosexual.

Hey man I heard your girl was rubbing on the rainbow with her friend Mandy the other day.
So the other day I was walking down the street and these two guys walked past looking at my ass saying they would like to get me rubbing on the rainbow.

by Snavely79 October 13, 2020

magic rub

What your Mom gives you when you make a mistake.

"Hey sweetie, you keep messing up a lot. Here's a Magic Rub." - Mom

by MagicRub Lover September 17, 2017

Danger Rub

to rub someones private area in a public place trying not to get caught.

with my burd having a danger rub on the bus.

was in the cinema with the misses and she gave me a bit of a danger rub till i got hard.

by ldanger January 11, 2012

two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.

This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.

by auroraxborealis October 3, 2017

Rub a nug

opening the knuckles of your index and middle finger into a vee shape and grasping another persons nose.

Keep giving me that Bert ass look and ill rub a nug that nose right off.

by Rub a nugger October 17, 2012

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021