October 25th

National slap your dick on a pumpkin day! Arent you glad you had some *October 25th in you*. Only the truly, the best are worthy to slap your dick on a pumpkin before mister spookler comes in and eats your soul on the 31st. Why wait? National slap your dick on a pumpkin 25th

Johnny- Hey do you know what day it is?
Timmy- What
Johnny- The day you slap your cock on a pumpkin
Timmy- Oh boy that was life changing I wish to celebrate the birth of the Fuhrer thats called October 25th or stone your dick on a pumpkin day!

by Iredditall October 25, 2019

October 26

It’s National Beat the shit out of Your Friends Day!

Friend: Hey Dude,It’s October 26. Other Friend: Oh no...

by ShtrmcgvnOOF October 25, 2019

October 26

National go downstairs and make your boyfriend pancakes in bed day

Girlfriend it’s october 26th, you know what that means!

by Longpeeeeen October 26, 2019

October 26

You get to kiss,hug,or hold hands with your crush

Crush:hi

You:”holds hand”
Crush:what are u doing?!?
You:It’s October 26

by Alliewally19 October 26, 2019

October 26th

National stay in bed and cry day you must stay in your bed and cry

Oh its october 26th lets stay in bed and cry😭

by JOE MAMA 420 October 26, 2019

october 26

Kick a kid named Mason or throw him down a flight of stairs.

Person 1: Mason is such an ass for messing up everything.
Person 2: It’s october 26 so you know what to do.

by girl12345678912 October 26, 2019

October 26

Throw a friend who’s name starts with an L who is under 5’5 down a flight of stairs.

Guy : Hey, it’s October 26.

A person who’s name starts with an L : holy shit.

by heybissitsme October 26, 2019